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Photoshoot theme ideas

Bringing it back! The ANTM photoshoot theme ideas post. I just thought of a really BRILLIANT one!!!

It would be filed under the "ridiculous" category and it would be called "Cartoon Stereotypes."

Ok wait for it:

- the girl who tumbles while skiing and rolls down a hill and becomes a snowball

- the girl who has a talking dog/animal for a pet and is just going about her business with her talking pet

- the girl who can walk off a cliff in midair just fine but as soon as she looks down she starts to fall

- the girl who falls down a hole and we see her neck stretch to about 4 feet long (would require some photoshopping)

- the girl who flattens another girl into a weird circle shape with her gigantic mallet that she just pulls out from behind her back, Mary Poppins style

- a 7 picture photoshoot of one girl with all the days of the week in a montage which shows the girl wearing the same exact outfit/makeup/shoes/hairstyle (cartoons never change their clothes!)

That's all I can think of. :( Any more cartoon stereotypes out there?!

I think Tyra would go for this one. It would be "fashion camp" (as in campy, not summer camp). What photoshoot ideas would you love to see? In the last post like this I commented that I would like to see a film noir photoshoot, in black and white with 50s style clothes and sinister faces!

Comments

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daggertrepe
Oct. 10th, 2008 12:20 am (UTC)
Photoshoot with designer bags--having them hold the bags out over a ledge of a tall building, and have the wind blowing so it looks like they bag is being blown away but they catch it high up on that building fiercely.

:D
viagra
Oct. 10th, 2008 12:25 am (UTC)
"- the girl who falls down a hole and we see her neck stretch to about 4 feet long (would require some photoshopping)"

Or we could just get Renee to do it.
edible_complex
Oct. 10th, 2008 01:41 am (UTC)
The joke was not lost on me, bb.
viagra
Oct. 10th, 2008 01:49 am (UTC)
Yay!
zapjaste
Oct. 10th, 2008 02:40 am (UTC)
it was lost on me :(
partialsolace
Oct. 10th, 2008 05:51 pm (UTC)
Oh lord, your icon...haaaaaaaaahahahaha...
crystalcattail
Oct. 10th, 2008 12:33 am (UTC)
I'd like to see a pirate shoot! Maybe they can be fiercely walking the plank.
saladshooter
Oct. 10th, 2008 02:10 am (UTC)
I smell a runway challenge. "Girls, you must walk the plank. We've given you all wooden legs, so make it fierce! Also don't fall into the shark infested water below."
givesmevoice
Oct. 10th, 2008 01:05 am (UTC)
what about a girl who starts to run, but doesn't move forward, only digs herself into a hole.

(did that make any sense?)
partialsolace
Oct. 10th, 2008 05:52 pm (UTC)
Yes.
judeaslinksta
Oct. 10th, 2008 01:16 am (UTC)
I'm a terrible, morbid person, but I'd like to see one where they're all shot in the style of specific serial killer murders. Like, one killed in the way Bundy did it, one a la Zodiac, one a la Son of Sam, etc. But that would never work. :(
degrassi4eva
Oct. 10th, 2008 02:19 am (UTC)
Jesus. That is dark.
mistressofwhen
Oct. 10th, 2008 04:12 am (UTC)
I like how you think :P
partialsolace
Oct. 10th, 2008 05:57 pm (UTC)
Cycle 8 had that awesome "grisly death" shoot, though.

I fuckin' loved it.
judeaslinksta
Oct. 10th, 2008 01:16 am (UTC)
Also in re cartoons - one who looks like she's walked off a cliff and has only just noticed, so of course she has to start to fall.
zapjaste
Oct. 10th, 2008 02:39 am (UTC)
I already said that one! lol

"- the girl who can walk off a cliff in midair just fine but as soon as she looks down she starts to fall"
judeaslinksta
Oct. 10th, 2008 04:12 am (UTC)
lol whoops, didn't see.
markslj
Oct. 10th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)
I would really enjoy it if this cycle they posed as caricatures of each other.
kinopion
Oct. 10th, 2008 03:40 am (UTC)
I think that every cycle they should have some sort of couture photo shoot. Except this show is just raising them to be commercial models.
hollymarchosias
Oct. 10th, 2008 05:39 am (UTC)
The last time I did TPTB stole my idea (portraying former ANTM contestants). If I suggest a brilliant idea I'm afraid Tyra's interns will steal it again.
hollymarchosias
Oct. 10th, 2008 05:40 am (UTC)
*this--blame the TQC and ONTD 10,000 comment posts
urban_tea
Oct. 12th, 2008 09:26 pm (UTC)
What's TPTB?
zapjaste
Oct. 12th, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
the powers that be
hollymarchosias
Oct. 12th, 2008 09:33 pm (UTC)
Abbreviation for "the powers that be." In this case, it's whoever in charge of coming up with photo shoot ideas (Jay, the writers, whoever).
erupted_kisses
Oct. 10th, 2008 06:12 am (UTC)
I was hoping they do a photoshoot on the seven continent
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zapjaste
Oct. 10th, 2008 05:44 pm (UTC)
oh there's never been a planet janet hasn't seen
seishin
Oct. 13th, 2008 04:14 am (UTC)
I think they did that on AusNTM in either Season 1 or 2. Turned out awesome. :D
partialsolace
Oct. 10th, 2008 06:20 pm (UTC)
I'm surprised they haven't done a mythological goddess shoot yet, specifically the ever-popular Greek ones: Athena, Isis, Aphrodite, Persephone, Pandora, Gaia...or even the muses.

A general "famous women in history" theme would be interesting.

Twisted fairy tales or an accurate, macabre portrayal of the stories of The Brothers Grimm would make me so happy.


Shit, they should just hire me.
thought4food
Oct. 10th, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
I was going to mention the goddesses thing too - it seems so obvious I'm surprised that haven't done it...


Fashion superpowers - like the ability to freeze people by smiling with your eyes. Stomping the runway clean of evil villains. i
shengongwu
Oct. 10th, 2008 08:09 pm (UTC)
an element one would be good where they would portray an element like fire, water, air etc. i thought the idea of the giant models one from cycle 11 was a good idea just the way they did the photo's was terrible, they could have done it much better like causing an accident by dropping a giant handbag in the middle of a road and making it look very kitsch and over dramatic- i think some of the photoshoots this year have been good in theory but they havent delivered on them the fiercy's being a prime example - lauren bries would have been better if they made her trip in the way danielle from cycle 6 tripped on the runway teach
ladyy_galadriel
Oct. 11th, 2008 06:14 am (UTC)
PREGGO!
i want them to wear fake pregnant bellies and model chic maternity wear! i know its weird but like.. im shocked tyra hasnt done it!
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